ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it's wild. She's super clever but also the doofiest dog I've ever seen, it's hilarious

'Hey kids, your mom won't give daddy the nookie so I'ma head out now'

The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60's TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that's what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that's the most likely reference.

This meme is very thoughtful, very cutesy. Clearly you're not like other girls

This has some real 'just go touch some grass' energy. You sound like my brother who after a decade of telling me that my mental health issues are my fault because I don't live the way he does, still can't seem to comprehend that fucked-up brain chemistry is a thing that exists. All the salads and fresh air in the world won't suddenly fix my neurotransmitters and just magically correct the fundamental dysfunction up there. Maybe don't act like you know what will fix me if you don't even understand what's wrong with me.

You're not the boss of me, now

72% of statistics are made up so there's a pretty good chance you're right

I don't know either, but I'm sure somebody will gladly ruin my day by telling me

I definitely am but I'll probably have to vote for him anyway so like fuck me, i guess

I love that miniseries so much, I rewatch it like every few months. Watching all the total denial in the face of terrible facts and consequences is endlessly fascinating to me.