Nice! You just killed every boner within 15 miles!

Airstrike available!

Getting a bj from something that would actually love to eat me (Cannibalism is an ick, I obviously won't touch animals, and there's no aliens/monster people irl. Though I might accept a BJ of that nature from some very weird person anyway)

Use a sheep pillow or something, because animals CANNOT CONSENT!

I think chats and doing favors are the hottest. I have seen it all, and it's really hard to be turned on by just a sexy body.

But the thought of making someone else wet...god yes!

I would suggest: Getting eaten out.

I would not suggest: vore. Seriously, it's an endless blsckhole that cannot be understood or satisfied.

In public, I tend to stay fairly covered up, and would rather not be exposed to naked people outside my safe space.

Try e621, since here we only have women.

Why? Are you afraid you'd like it?

Well, I hear you make creamer coffee with it, or bake it into brownies. It's apparently like avocado, in that both are "meant" to be eaten alongside something else.

Let me tell you, I ate both, and avocado actually tasted worse.

No idea. He screwed her one more time and never again. It was a gem hidden amongst other stories.

If it where me, I'd just say MOO!

How are you detecting hostilities so easily? Teach us your secrets!

I find that very interesting. The more ways someone has to play with themselves, the more interesting.