I read (and comprehend) far faster than it takes a typical yt video to get past the intro and sponsor crap.

That website raped my eyes

I've seen many examples of real death portraits with the child or other family member made up to look "alive" but this would be a bit extreme

Neither

Woo Hoo. Fuck Zuck

Well that will surely make a quick difference...not

Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

"When I said '...no cash' I was trying to be nice (for some odd reason). What I meant was 'No, not a chance.'"

I do that going up long, steep grades when the truck is fully loaded

Why hang around and be even more useless these extra 10+ days? You were/are an ineffective douchenozzle and a waste of everyone's time. Go. Leave. Right. Now.