overview for Roflmasterbigpimp

Regain Control in my ass by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Because I got High in my Ass

The Irony of 'You Wouldn't Download a Car' Making a Comeback in AI Debates by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

Okay that's just stupid. I'm really fond of AI but that's just common Greed.

"Free the Serfs?! We can't survive without their labor!!" "Stop Child labour?! We can't survive without them!" "40 Hour Work Week?! We can't survive without their 16 Hour work Days!"

If you can't make profit yet, then fucking stop.

Hong Kong schools introduce 'Xi Jinping Thought' as new addition to curriculum: The Chinese leader's ideas are now mandatory for secondary students by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/world@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine it's not about politics or economics; it's just random shit he thinks each day:

"Damn, I really want to scratch myself with his Fork"

"Hehe that man looks like a Frog"

"I really really need to fart right now."

"I know this gives me mad gas, but I really want that pork chop"

"I bet I could throw that Kid like a Football"

"working tirelessly" by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna bully my Goverment to send Ukraine Weapons until the have enough to fight of the Russian Invaders.

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

He can surrender, like many already did.

Hey, it could work out by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

For German Sex-talk: 01805 46 46

What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play? by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I had a Nightmare once where I heard a child crying out in the streets. I looked out and it was an Ice-cream-Truck playing screams instead of music.

Former students report injuries and isolation at Utah facility for troubled teens by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bro wtf, how is this legal?

Volkswagen considers German plant closures to save billions in costs | The Guardian by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Username does not check out! Not at all! What have the Wormhole-beings done to you Nagus?!

Negativity rule by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

hurr durr AI = BAD

Reality can be disappointing by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

They literally censor comments even in non political Communities.

Lemmy.ml is just a Propaganda-Machine.

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Maybe this is better for everyone (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Very based by Roflmasterbigpimp in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

What is wrong with his arms?

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Why does the "Media Bias Fact Checker" - Bot gets downvoted so much lately? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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No comments or anything, just lots of Downvotes.

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Bubatzgärtnerclub (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/newcommunities@lemmy.world

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Introducing !bubatzgartenclub@lemmy.world

A Community about home-growing Cannabis in Germany! Everything from Tips, tricks, pictures of your Plants to help with sick Plants and Guides on how to get started in German!

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It's EVERYWHERE! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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He needs to be there 7.00 AM sharp! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Aldi-Management does not care about him or his feelings! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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Was randomly checking out Aldi's in the US for fun. Found this, I'm not sure this is Aldi's fault.

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Straight up Facts (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

6 comments fedilink

You can't deny it!

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ich🍪👀❓iel (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/ich_iel@feddit.de

25 comments fedilink

sus ඞ

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ich💇‍♂️🔨💈iel (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/ich_iel@feddit.de

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Es wäre lustig wenn es nicht so traurig wäre das trotzdem Leute diesen Müllhaufen wählen. Kontext.

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hehehe 196 rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Can a Governor or the US President pardon an Assassin he hired? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Hello! I was scrolling along until I saw an article about a Pardon in Texas. In the comment section people talked about how pardons are even still a thing and one User pointed out that they are totally easy to abuse. Like why can't a governor hire a hitman to kill his political Opponents and then just pardon him? Would this be possible? Can a governor or let's say the president just straight up do that?

Thank you all in advance!

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MAC-Menu (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

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