Hoc est damnum?
... the government's Anti-Corruption Office would investigate and determine whether anyone had acted improperly, including the president himself.
Boy, I'm glad we have government-funded experts to investigate .... Corruption in the government
I'm glad I'm not the only one confused by the concept of salt undergoing metamorphosis
How right you are, comrade Smith

Every magic item (even the more "common" ones) is valuable and treasured, even if it might not be used often
A +1 sword can split the hide of the toughest monsters and beasts, and is the heirloom of a powerful marquis
Three healing potions on the raised dias of the church, awaiting the arrival of the prophesied heroes, who will need them to vanquish the vampire
Or the duke with more money than sense, who has a small trove of magical items like the Stone of Gravity sensing or the Ring of Purple death detection. The twist is that in some forgotten corner of his room is a dagger that glows in the presence of demons (including the ones disguised as humans to overthrow the kingdom)
Speak for yourself, I haven't spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

c/southafrica, is that you?
How are guerrilla fighters with far inferior numbers, technology, and funding supposed to target military and government sites and not get wiped out within a week?
I needed User-Agent Switcher a few days ago. But I'm glad I have it now!
Reading the comments on that video is doing me a concern
If the flag in the bottom right weren't labeled, my dumb ass would have thought Ukraine was sponsored by Mercedes