[-] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 5 hours ago

To many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn't matter, it's the fact that it's a job and it pays.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 6 hours ago

In real life:

Staring out of my apartment window

see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street

do nothing because I don't give a shit

keep staring out of my apartment window

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

I have no regrets for the wall of text

Me neither. It was quite informative.

Typical Ohio, giving giant middle fingers all around.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 2 days ago

nearly kills her

Based on the picture of the broken square section, I think that might be a bit of a stretch...

But "person avoids injury at final destination screening" doesn't have that same allure.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago

Have you been to the upper peninsula? It's lame.

(it's not, I would like to live there and I'm even from ohio)

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago

Typical Michigan history erasing.

Michigan started it.

I'm telling mom!

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago

"you are so beautiful...."

incredulous stare

"to me..."

monstrous roar from the other side of the mall

Well I know what I'm watching tonight.... No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 3 days ago

"can we get you anything?"

"ice cream..."

"okay, what flavor?"

"it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.

I am shocked.

Shocked, I tell you.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago

I've summoned a demon, AND been to MULTIPLE hells.

LPT: don't summon a demon if you aren't certain you can control it.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Imagine if you had one of the greatest piano players in history offering to play you something, and you ask him to play the opening bars of "Heart and Soul", three times in a row.

Yes, they could do it, and do it perfectly.... But why would they want to do that when Claire De Lune or Für Elise exist. And yes, those are still fairly basic in the grand scheme of things but heart and soul is boring AF.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 6 days ago

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

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