In real life:
Staring out of my apartment window
see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street
do nothing because I don't give a shit
keep staring out of my apartment window
I have no regrets for the wall of text
Me neither. It was quite informative.
Typical Ohio, giving giant middle fingers all around.
nearly kills her
Based on the picture of the broken square section, I think that might be a bit of a stretch...
But "person avoids injury at final destination screening" doesn't have that same allure.
Have you been to the upper peninsula? It's lame.
(it's not, I would like to live there and I'm even from ohio)
Typical Michigan history erasing.
Michigan started it.
I'm telling mom!
"you are so beautiful...."
incredulous stare
"to me..."
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I'm watching tonight.... No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
"can we get you anything?"
"ice cream..."
"okay, what flavor?"
"it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"
Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.
I am shocked.
Shocked, I tell you.
I've summoned a demon, AND been to MULTIPLE hells.
LPT: don't summon a demon if you aren't certain you can control it.
Imagine if you had one of the greatest piano players in history offering to play you something, and you ask him to play the opening bars of "Heart and Soul", three times in a row.
Yes, they could do it, and do it perfectly.... But why would they want to do that when Claire De Lune or Für Elise exist. And yes, those are still fairly basic in the grand scheme of things but heart and soul is boring AF.
doesn't work out
Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.
To many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn't matter, it's the fact that it's a job and it pays.