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GrapheneOS needs you, nerd by SatouKazuma in c/programming@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, and this means increased taxes if they hire an American, because Americans have to pay both halves of the employment taxes if they're self-employed and filing a 1099.

We all have been there by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

You, sir, understand me

Rust is now a government conspiracy by SatouKazuma in c/rust@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

That's precisely it.

C++ by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right

~~Emiya Shirou~~ Me, to ChatGPT

When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Pfft I wish. This is a dogshit Dell PC.

The government doesn't use SQL by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

I prefer the term "fElon Musk", considering he literally just stole tens of millions of dollars from the State of New York.

The most dystopian app ever made… (AI people tracking via meta/glasses) by SatouKazuma in c/programming@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, you guys have bank balances?

Python 3.13.0 (final) has been released by SatouKazuma in c/python@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Oh if only I could get my work to pay for it. Unfortunately, I'm in a megacorp that would shove said request so far down into bureaucracy hell...

"Working with Gen AI" by Dandytoon by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Derisking a project 1 year out by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Terrible pay (like wildly below market), shit PTO, meaningless work...

What are you working on this week? (June. 23, 2024) by SatouKazuma in c/rust@programming.dev

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Did one of the legs Rust out?

I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again by SatouKazuma in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev