[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 months ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 7 months ago

"Wait, do you mean literally, or figuratively?"

Yes.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 7 months ago

I swear I'm a good girl...

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14

Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

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Reroll Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

If you're starting a new game, what class and build are you picking?

You get to keep any experience and unlocked abilities of your choice.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 7 months ago

Definitely in team sit.

It's more comfy. You're not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There's no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Rain makes the street smell faintly of clay.

(petrichor)

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 months ago

Or, you know, as others have pointed out before... you use the hacksaw... right? The thing that is actually designed for cutting through metal... to just saw the freaking restraints or the thing they're attached to!

(Can't remember if the movie plot actually has a fix for this loophole, the damn movie came out 20! years ago!)

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 7 months ago

As it turns out, grilling is also for everyone. You don't have to look like Hank Hill to enjoy a good grill.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 7 months ago

Makes you wonder if the demographics are skewed towards Americans. Or maybe others are not that vocal about their local culture?

Any fellow Europeans here?

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago

Titties are a universal love language.

Even straight women admire boobies to a surprising degree.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I'm with Chloe on this one.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 7 months ago
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You are doing a wonderful job, keep posting silly shitposts.

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