[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 days ago

I love glue on pizza. It's up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 4 days ago

I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 4 days ago

Nothing is more lame than buying the party so you can be cool.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 4 days ago

“When they go low, we ~~go~~ give them a high knee”

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 5 days ago

It drives billionaires insane know that they are losing at the imaginary numbers game.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 6 days ago

Benoit who murdered his family.

To be fair to Benoit, tests conducted his suicide showed that Benoît's brain was that of a 85 year old dementia patient.

Neuroscientist and former wrestler Christopher Nowinski argued that Benoit may have been suffering from repeated, untreated concussions throughout his wrestling career, ultimately leading to an unstable mental state. Nowinski was quoted as saying that Benoit "was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head ... which is stupid". Tests conducted on Benoit's brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University (WVU), showed "Benoit's brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer's patient". Other tests conducted on Benoit's brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem. Bailes and his colleagues concluded that repeated concussions can lead to dementia, which can contribute to severe behavioural problems. Benoit's father said that brain damage may have been the leading cause of the murder-suicide. A statement released by WWE described the findings as "speculative".

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Possible_motives

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 6 days ago

The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 6 days ago

Find the kitty, pet the kitty.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 6 days ago

Kissinger was a liche. We got a lucky and destroyed the phylactery.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 6 days ago

What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 6 days ago

Do police not arrest people for this?

Depends on the city. Some cities are notorious for using speed traps to increase revenue.

From Texas to Ohio, municipalities are using law enforcement to counteract declining tax bases through the aggressive enforcement of fineable offenses such as speeding. A 2019 report estimated that nearly 600 jurisdictions nationwide generate at least 10% of their general fund revenue through fines and forfeitures.

Other municipalities have enacted their own policing-for-profit programs. In Brookside, Alabama, the town of about 1,200 residents saw its revenue increase more than 640% in only two years, according to AL.com, after police began an aggressive traffic stop and ticket-writing campaign. Fines and forfeitures made up almost half of the town's budget.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 204 points 1 month ago

Just yesterday, it was alleged that Bungie’s CEO Pete Parsons had purchased 24 cars cumulatively valued at $2.5m just before the layoffs. Parson’s Twitter account went private yesterday, too.

Pete Parsons thanks all the plebs who lost their job. If the plebs didn't lose their jobs, Pete Parsons would not be able to buy 24 cars.

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