My guess is that The Banshees of Inisherin is supposed to be an allegory of the story of Ireland, or at least the last 50 years or so. The story makes no sense to me otherwise.

May they can fake this somewhat convincingly, since Trump and his cabinet are a bunch of fucking retards.

I love this movie and have seen it more than 20 times. I was severely disappointed in the movie The Banshees of Inisherin starring the same two leads (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson).

"Yooze are a bunch of fookin' elephants, that's why."

A few years ago I discovered that my girlfriend takes monster shits. She only poops once every 3 or 4 days. When I say "horse turd", I'm not kidding, just looking at one of these makes my ass hurt. Anyway, apparently this sort of thing isn't unheard of. I stumbled on a Reddit post about something called a "poop knife". I repurposed my shittiest chef's knife (pun intended) for this task, which has cut down on the number of times I have to plunge the toilet. We wash it off every time with tile cleaner, so it never goes in the dish washer. I've blunted the edge since it doesn't need to be sharp, and my girlfriend is a complete klutz. I can easily imagine her dropping it and cutting off a toe. Imagine having to explain to an ER doc cutting your toe off with a poop knife.