Then again, another great way to reduce speeding tickets is not speeding.

I noticed that in my insatiable craving of information I am now reading the newsletters in my email inbox that have gone unnoticed for years!

By whom? An automated response of a poop emoji?

I didn't see that coming.

I'm just flabbergasted each time this guy crawls back into my consciousness how he had ever managed to convince himself and others that he's some kind of ubermensch..