It'll definitely go something like this:

From the desk of the President of the United States of America, the long awaited 'Epstein List'.

[REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Bill Cliton, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and
[REDACTED].

Democrats, every last one of them.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [REDACTED]

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[Checks calendar] It hasn't even been a full year of this asshole... JFC...

Kegsbreath is deadset on being a warmongering piece of shit. I have no doubt he will order the first strike upon the Venezuelan Navy, covering it up somehow, making it look like they started it, or whatever other weasley tactic the nazi fuck can muster.

Yes! Gotta stand up to this idiotic administration. Sen. Kelly is doing it, showing everyone that you should not let this asshole bully and silence you into submission. These fools shall one day soon pay for their abhorrent war crimes.

All apologies. Am from US. I know nothing. Education is low priority. Work long hour for low pay. Dear leader is best. Dear leader knows best for US. Love Dear Leader.