just felt the crushing weight of the ontological evil of america for a sec there, good thing i get to clock out and go home soon, methinks it's a hit the bed early night tonight

almost totally forgot that "i would like to extend my best wishes to all" day was coming up

On the one hand Match group losing money haha get fucked, but on the other the fact that the apps have simultaneously cornered the dating market while people are more and more giving up on them does not fill me with confidence for a world where people can find healthy romantic bonds

the 80s, so late stage USSR. also most of the spy stuff is hugely exaggerated even though the basic premise is based on an actual initiative. the fbi do come off pretty bumbling and incompetent in the show.

la croix is such a low tier dirt water seltzer polar is way better but i guess the more chic branding of the former fools people

wow so apparently spotted lanterflies aren't even that harmful. got us all going from to . oh sure we were "just following orders." history has famously smiled on that excuse you fucking jackasses. way to squash beautiful & cute creatures for nothing.

getting shot 15 times in the chest in slow motion.

um well no actually one time i set off a squib vest i was wearing and found it quite rejuvenating actually. there are numeros recent studies supporting my experienence to boot

shld i: drink and watch a movie tn, go out to my local bar and drink tn, play baldurs gate 3 and drink tn, drift on the internet and drink tn (meh no thank u), or try to write something and drink tn (think i might not have the batteries for this, might be best tomorrow when i catch up on sleeps)

alt femby on t * nder...save me. save me alt femby on t * nder. save me.

"ma'am have u considered making the protagonist of ur next novel a rizzless aging twink with alcoholism & barely concealed depression???"

in my case it was alcohol...but then again, would i be driven to drink if i weren't forced to live in Joe Brandon's """America"""? much to ponder...

thanks comrade.....and so much for the """""tolerante''""" ""left""""""""