Dear Sir/Madam
We wrote to you upon receipt of your tax return informing you that it had been passed to our Frivolous Returns department for further examination. That examination is now complete.
It is with regret that we have to inform you that you are clown shoes. We think it is possible that the doctor may have mistakenly certified a placenta in your case.
As unlikely as it seems that you are actually earning a taxable income you should probably pass this matter over to a competent adult to help you with the self-assessment process.
Clown shoes, bud.
Alvis Connaught Frivolous Returns, Inland Revenue Service
Plot twist: the dancers aren't really there.
Some decade and change ago I used to sell people Drupal installs at £200 a pop. They'd get a pretty secure codebase, the ability to add content through a gui and if necessary have customer accounts.
Pretty much what killed it as a business was everyone expected to be on the first page of Google because business advisers were telling them that sitebuilders should do SEO as standard.
It's the kind and sweet I'm having a problem with. John and Yoko were both very flawed human beings.
Trouble is he's got three brothers, an uncle and a grandfather that all look exactly like that too.
"Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world,"
Not only that, corvids understand the concept of zero fucks given.
One should not be able to hide behind a corporate shield when issuing statements supporting the actions of terrorists, who, we now learn, have beheaded babies, among other inconceivably despicable acts.
Matters arising:
- Beheaded babies seems to not have happened
- maybe this is a knee jerk reaction to something that didn't happen
- 'One should not be able to hide behind a corporate shield...' I cannot think we'll ever have to cause to revisit this phrase again when discussing the role of hedge fund owner, Bill Ackerman.
Just asking, does anybody still like this cunt?
Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
Police also appealed to the public for help in determining what had happened.
'It appears to the untrained eye that this is a simple case of some white people fucking around and finding out but we need some white witnesses to tell us that it is all the black suspects fault.'
Spendrill
joined 1 year ago
OK so it's time to say the quiet part out loud: the reason that governments have so far held off on taxing billionaires at 1% or 2% is the fear that they might spend 2% or 3% against those governments in revenge.