What ever happened to him?

Well, he pulled it on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

If she hates wimpy libcucks, why did she marry one? Or is this just an unedited frame from the private headmovie constantly spooling behind Donny's eyes?

Thank fuck you're here, was going to use defrost on the microwave.

It's not acceptable to freeze children? Brb...

Phone rings

Longinus: Longinus speaking
Pause God: I hear you crucified my son.
Longinus: Yes, Sir, I did.
God: And may I ask why?
Longinus: clears throat Well... he stole John Wick's car... and he killed his dog.
God: Oh.

Also: big, fat, fucking, ego-driven lie.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What the fuck is that? Kill it with fire! If it finds a hole it'll either build a nest in it or try to fuck it.

To me, that’s just being a cunt.

Welcome to religious conservatism.

The absolutely hilarious thing about this is that all of these MPs that clamoured for this bill because "Won't somebody think of the children!" are up to all sorts of terrible behaviour and a whole bunch of them are on Signal.

Property developer...

It's funny how the mind makes odd connections but for some reason William Burroughs's 'Words of Advice for Young People' springs to mind:

We don't like to hear the word "vampire" around here

We're trying to improve our public image

Build up a kindly, avuncular, benevolent image

"Interdependence" is the keyword, "enlightened interdependence"

Life in all its rich variety, take a little, leave a little

However, by the inexorable logistics of the vampiric process

They always take more than they leave...