[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

No hes from space duh

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

But why were the license plates in jail?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Ha! Ha! The browser name is "Brave" and yet they all have nuts the size of raisins!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

If the pilots each had one and they were sitting on the flight console when boom boom

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago
[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Oh, I've been calling it my slave name

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

I drew a blood sample once, it was a red splortch on white paper

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago
[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

Just trademark them and you'll own them for as long as disney owns mickey

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

I knew this would be awesome sauce and now it exists

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Now I have to put holes in my own cheese using my own secret, illegal methods

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