Haha Blood, I understood that reference

I went back in time and farted on a puppy. Sorry. You really should have seen the original timeline. We had blimps, universal healthcare, and six seasons of Firefly

Lol protectionist swine

I liked when they made Jill of a Jungle, Unreal, and One Must Fall 2097

If my last name was "Ho", I would definitely announce my presence anywhere I go with, "Did someone call for a Ho??"

Maybe, but did you here about all the topless photoshoots Scarlett Johansen has been doing? Neither have I, but I've certainly seen pictures of it, so it must have happened. Just don't look at the fingers

I read between the limes on this one

Did you know that "Sony" in Tagalog means, "big bag of dicks"?

It's great, although a little unfair, and perhaps illegal in some draconian jurisdictions, to use nets while fishing

I hope to someday use my clout for personal gain too

Hold my butthole, I'm going in!

Milk should come in bags, there I said it