Because it's hard to program in the dark

I'm blue

abadidabidy

I like to pirate old dance music tracks from the 90's

Finally

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

Do you feel it when you fart?

I wish we could hibernate, honestly

Fucking up the temperature downstream; global warming baby! But who needs that ecosystem? It's survive or die, and that includes the beavers! Down with trees, up with fleas(markets)!

Still waiting for a Duke Nukem movie

More war crimes no one will hold them accountable for

Im sure there will be a guy looking lovingly at a carrot and then becomes a water zombie with a big grin and then turns his good chum into a water zombie and this guy will pop up all agitated by silly robots with catchphrases and he'll be all like uuuhh I can't do anything cause it's a fixed point on the timeline and then he'll change his mind halfway and become like that loki guy at the end of that loki show

I want to see some price-breaking