War Pigs?

No hes from space duh

"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

You could say his Poutine has curdled a little too much

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

You mean to tell me Minnisodans haven't had dogs before? I don't fuckin' believe ye!

Oh, I've been calling it my slave name

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

I like this game, mostly for the girls but also for the materia

I heard that shop was a hummus