Still waiting for a Duke Nukem movie

More war crimes no one will hold them accountable for

Oh you know they are. Did you have to ask?

Should ban data collection, even if it breaks the current e-commerce paradigm

Im sure there will be a guy looking lovingly at a carrot and then becomes a water zombie with a big grin and then turns his good chum into a water zombie and this guy will pop up all agitated by silly robots with catchphrases and he'll be all like uuuhh I can't do anything cause it's a fixed point on the timeline and then he'll change his mind halfway and become like that loki guy at the end of that loki show

But does it live up to the text adventure?

Yep

Mortal Kombat for the Genesis did that though. Every once and a while on good hit, little dude would pop into the corner and call out, "Toasty!!"

Really makes you feel like you achieved something great

Remember the Crack-Smoking mayor of Toronto? Well this Doug Ford guy is his brother, and his policies are even more fucked up. But because democracy is broken in Canada, nobody could oust him

Yo so I got a tub of this whey protein powder, how do I make one of these sponges?

They should blame the AI, saying it's going rogue, but without citizenship we can't prosecute the AI, so we should give them citizenship, and then suddenly we are equals, lol!

It's all telemetry so the advertising company that made Chrome can harvest your data for resale at bargain bin prices

I want to see some price-breaking