All the best repressed memories involve the butthole

Plastic bag: am I a joke to you?

Stolen McValor 🤦‍♂️

Most rockets crash into the ocean with all their contents on purpose. This one flew 23 times before finally shitting the bed on this landing.

Damn now the whole thing is invalid.

Professional racing driver Dick Trickle would like a word with you

Sounds like they refused to acknowledge being the person (human? Organ sack?) named on the ticket.

Because it barely matters. Like putting an extra AA battery in the glove box.

Have you seen the British version of this show? Hes a completely different person, with a mission to help the restaurant improve.

Please upload your government issued ID to proceed.

And with any luck those options will be worth fuck all after the IPO flops

They did that to me for walking on the sidewalk with a backpack. Apparently I matched the description of a purse thief from the grocery store down the street. “Male, backpack”