Mark Wahlberg makes my skin crawl

Ive had it up to here with this new testament soy boy. Wheres the brimstone? Wheres the suffering?

You are living in the past.

Professional racing driver Dick Trickle would like a word with you

Sounds like they refused to acknowledge being the person (human? Organ sack?) named on the ticket.

USA here- matte

Have you seen the British version of this show? Hes a completely different person, with a mission to help the restaurant improve.

Please upload your government issued ID to proceed.

$7,000 rebate on a $100,000 electric car? 😍shut up and take my money!!

And with any luck those options will be worth fuck all after the IPO flops

Yes but don’t bother checking because they blew it up

They did that to me for walking on the sidewalk with a backpack. Apparently I matched the description of a purse thief from the grocery store down the street. “Male, backpack”