People on low salaries are exactly the sort of people who would be vulnerable to being bribed by foreign adversaries.
Yeah you're right, immediately thought I'd low balled it.
Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) sought a lead cyber security expert and advertised annual pay of £41,935
That's fucking shocking. And after they can't fill that role they'll bring in a contractor and pay 4 times as much.
No ASAT is going out to geosynchronus orbit.
That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...
And Rick the Dick Berman said fuck no, in fact here's a blonde bombshell in a catsuit. Fuck you.
They're turning the bombs gay.
Give a knighthood to whoever blasted "things can only get better" during Rishi's announcement.
Stop privatising infrastructure you maniacs.
Oh and those pensions you might have heard of? That's just an old wives' tale, no such thing for you.
...with blackjack and hookers!
Was that the studio where the dev called gamers "talentless freaks"?