The pagers blew up in Lebanon, unless there has been another attack in Palestine?

Bargaining power

If OP has an employment contract and can read, then it's entirely their fault. This is something that's easy to check and is written down so that both sides are clear what the terms are. Even if they can't read they should have asked someone to read it to them.

Listed on stock exchanges instead of owned by private shareholders.

Because you just run a script in poweshell and it gives you a legit licence. There have even been reported cases of Microsoft support advising to use the script when a customer has a licence issue.

One has a stinger and one incubates eggs I guess?

They've got EA Sports FC (formerly FIFA) and madden though, they're never going to die.

All wages (whether you're the janitor or CEO) reduce a company's profits, which means lower corporation tax. You are talking about payroll taxes, which are a different thing.

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

adb sideload magisk.zip

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

This is absolutely the way to go, but be aware that it can lead to concentration/sectoral risk when managers aren't aware of positions in the other portfolios. For example, Goldman could invest heavily in tech or pharma or whatever, not realising that JPM also have a big investment in that area.