[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 months ago

Where does this math come from?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 33 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 30 points 11 months ago

Yeah! And can anyone tell me what sleeper fatty means without that getting into my search history?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago

If this post is awakening some weird feelings in you, there’s an episode of Futurama you might want to watch.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

Is that a yes? This kid is triggering all kinds of uncanny valley feelings.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

How do these paid shills for big Nintendo even get the job in the first place? Asking for a friend.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

Lwaxana’s “title” makes me want to make one up for myself. Just need to look around the house for some kind of chalice or rings or something. Maybe there’s something in the garage. BRB.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

Red Dwarf. Phew, that was a close one.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

Not for long. Most of the gay vampire fiction author jobs are being lost to AI these days.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago

Lets eat Grandma

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