but ideally I'd like a distro that's a bit more Linux-y.

Im not sure how you'd even quantify that? I mean.. there's a lot of variation in linux, so there's not a "standard" linux experience.. DEs like KDE or cinnamon are more Windows-y, and ones like GNOME or Pantheon are more MacOS-y. There's TWMs which to me is what makes the linux experience, but those aren't for beginners and I wouldn't recommend you start with that

Really it doesn't matter what enviroment you use, so honestly im gonna agree with the other comment and just say use one of the big begginer distros like mint cinnamon lol

As a younger sibling.. nah :3

I wasn't a reason for my parents misery, just a consequence of it

After a quick internet search, apparently there are novelty penis toothpicks out there

Im not even sure what places sell it tbh :3.. I know some countries eat it regularly, but every time I had it was cause I live in the middle of nowhere and a farmer gave me some

That seems like quite an important thing to omit

Never met a furry that wasn't a nerd tbh x3

We're a people of few words I suppose haha :3

I'll note that I live in a pretty rural area tho, and this is just my personal experience, I imagine in the capital you may see more events and ads focused on voting prior to the election

One of the upsides of living in a predominantly catholic country :3

Now don't ask me to list all the downsides, the tradeoff isn't worth it x3

Oh yeah definitely :3.. I mean with that guy it just started with being obsessed with the military, and then it was ww2 tactics, and then ww2 nazi tactics, and then suddenly there are swastikas drawn everywhere.. so at least some of it was totally going through the nazi pipeline

Kinda wonder what he's up to now :3

"paduok plytą, zėniau" - at least one person at the tower probably

Except everyone still appreciates the art that takes effort more than the AI stuff, so they're failing at pulling a Syndrome

Lawns sure are weird :3