Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don't know wtf you're drinking. Bourbon ain't made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.

What for? It's not illegal to distribute flyers.

Lol, looks like they mixed the popemobile with a shoebox.

Austin really does suck, he's bound to be a little fucked up.

Gnomes.

That's a fuckton of inbred hippos.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.

Fuck you. I'm gonna go kill something and eat it, just because you pissed me off with this stupid dunbass comment.