I'm obliged to point out the recent Doctor Who episode where the aliens were owls. Well, shape shifting, cosplaying owls to be more accurate.

If this is happening at work then you need to bring it up to his boss or someone above him, preferably a woman who won't make excuses for him. Outside of work there's not a lot you can do except let him know that it's a huge red flag when older men want women without life experience.

That's what I miss about Edmonton too. If I had to go back to Alberta for whatever reason it would definitely be to Edmonton because at least they have a decent transit system.

The ones that come attached to other cars and go to pre-planned destinations on a regular schedule are the preferred ones for me. Give us trains!

Better than a toilet seat.

It's ok, my children are inside the children killing machine. Fuck those other kids.