Up to a month, actually, which is far more time than I’ve ever devoted to a plan.

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

I mean yeah I suspect most people on Lemmy have. But we’re outliers.

On today’s episode of Stroke Or Drunk

Smart to put IDELAND and IEELAND next to each other so the programmers and electrical engineers can work closely together.

There isn’t much drinking at swingers clubs. At least not in the public areas.

Chicken isn’t meat. Got it.

… case 91: return true; case 92: return true; …

I know, right? I’d be aborting it.

It’s ok, you’re safe here despite your disability.

Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.

Low heat for long time = safe

High heat for short time = safe

High heat breaks down more compounds in meat and makes colors change