Oh god I already feel claustrophobic knowing everything in that tiny space would be made for people half a foot shorter than me, it'd be living in that fucking RV all over again

That man has a ship and cannons, he does whatever the fuck he wants

And the DMA aliens

That's what the post I responded to said yes

I mean, Hippos are statistically one of the largest killers of people where they live, they are adorable killing machines. But yeah it's a bad line that makes a salient point in this instance

The pure "Nah bitch WE losin" energy of the shield detonation problem is beautiful to behold

We could grow more hemp too, more efficient at carbon removal than trees

I find it hilarious we still come to the Gnostic conclusion repeatedly even after 2kish years

Time Travelling Interdimensional Energy Being John Carmack!?

Exactly, lesser restoration is a spell 5th level clerics can cast, it won't be super common but every temple should have someone in charge at that level at least. I'm not saying it's impossible for people to be blind or otherwise have physical dysfunctions but magic on the scale dnd assumes means there will be lower rates of it. Did the player overreact? Yes, but he wasn't 100% wrong

I just assumed it took Mezoamerican influences back and added peppers, Klingons like food that fights back

Hope they're having fun watching me become Emperor of the HRE as Japan then. Cause I'm stuck with windows