[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

No way would there be life boats.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

It honestly sounds like an awkward way of saying they enjoy being a couch potato over sex. Tbf, being lazy is awesome, but that's an inept way to say it.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

There were only two words I didn't know 😭

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

"move if you're gay"

Me:

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rule rot lingo (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

The brain rot question probably doesn't mean anything, but here's my interpretation:

"Do you use degenerate/terminally online(goon cave munting) lingo(Carti) to try and be cool(baby gronk), infamous(Andrew Tate), and funny(Colleen Ballinger) to people that don't understand what you're talking about(Smurf, Shmlawg)?"

Something along those lines anyhow. The question might have made her question her whole existence. She also seems shocked about being a relic of a time where no one used or understood brain rot. Her gimmick isn't new anymore, so where does that leave her?

Thankfully, my brain rot of overthinking silly shit was always stale, so I don't have her problems 😊

Sadly, Skyrim has a lack of fat ass Bosmer bfs, including in the main quest. At least there's Faendal, but followers don't solve puzzles for you.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

YouTube algorithm: pushes deodorant ads aimed at women.

I honestly wonder how much my total watch time contributed.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 119 points 3 days ago

"Trans people didn't exist in the past."

You literally destroyed our history to perpetuate this myth. We'll never erase your history, just show how it was a lie undeserving of respect.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Finally, something for all Americans to be proud of o7

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It's joever joever (lemmy.world)
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Himitsu no Recipe

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Chivalry was about being loyal to some rich asshole. Samurai were the same. The main advancement of capitalism was the rich handing their knights to the state. The knights no longer fight each other, mostly suppressing peasant rebellions and protecting property. The wealthy fight each other through the law, which is less costly and dangerous than fighting with soldiers you often pay to train and can potentially die.

essay on empire/capitalism/power

However, the rich still give up a lot of power under capitalism, mostly giving up the ability to use violence outside of the state mechanisms. If effective regulations get put in place that hurt their power, it usually isn't worth resisting. They have a social contract with a monster not even they can fight directly. Instead, they buy politicians and weaken the state's ability to regulate. Over time, they both extract all the wealth from workers and make the state incapable of restraining or resisting them. Late stage capitalism.

However, the driving force behind feudalism falling off was the rise of states who throughly monopolized violence. Empires had risen and fallen, with lords varying conversely in strength throughout history. Industrialization coincided with a rise in that state domination, with power centralizing more so than ever before. Strong central governments and world shrinking technology allowed capitalist states to become the most powerful empires.

Even when anticapitalist empires emerged, capitalism remained in the form of social and political capital. The exact same power dynamics played out in those cases through informal systems where single players dominate the entire system. Cults of personality equal to kings effectively become the real state, the real empire. The dictators often hold power for a single generation, splitting the bureaucracy into multiple competing factions, risking state fragmentation as they try to build a throne.

Fascist strongmen rise to power in late stage capitalism due to the weakening of the state as an institution and the instability caused by competition. Unethical behavior compounds upon itself in an unregulated market, creating discontent in the workers who seek radical change. They're prime targets for fascist movements, allowing a strong leader to dismantle and become the empire.

This is where the state dies and capitalism actually might end. The leaders and their supporters crave power and domination, driving them into conflicts with each other. In the past, total wars of conquest between empires were possible to win, but now they aren't. No one really wants WWIII, but even institutions know backing down from an empire means defeat. They refuse to appease, endangering the entire human population through famine and unsurvivable explosions. The entire global capitalist system might break, leaving smaller agents to fight each other and rebuild it all once more.

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Girlfriends

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Inspired by this comment: https://lemmy.world/comment/10249443

I paid 5 dollars for this meme on faceapp bc I had Google play money I never used, but faceapp is honestly worse than it used to be. There are fewer options than I remember, and no notable new features. Don't be a bimbo like me. I should've waited till I got home instead of trying to do it on mobile. Not as happy with the result.

This is the background picture, from the same Photoshop battle as the posture meme:

and of courseThe original image before using faceapp:

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For the next month, you must take your daily dose of GAY^TM^ or a kitten will cry. You may keep your straightness should you so choose. Feel free to kiss your pals a bit, as a treat.

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the rule 🤗 (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Found in a bin(reddit).

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