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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[-] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx

[-] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 22 hours ago

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[-] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 22 hours ago

The melted bread

[-] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[-] jumjummy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 11 hours ago

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[-] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 10 hours ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 day ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.

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