My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.

In the whole.

And don't slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.

"Invest"? This use of the word appears to be inappropriate.

Shoot them into the sun on a billionaire's space rocket!

What about old people? I'm over 70 and I have around 14 hours a day of screen time. As do many others. Are we anxious and depressed, too? Data shows?

Apply the same standards the rest of us have to meet, revoke his fucking security clearance already! Same for the racist criminal spray painted orange Cheeto, too. This is completely obvious.

I don't see 200,000 trumptards rushing in to pick up the slack.

You know, not every bit of computer programming is "AI". Almost all of it is not.

Let's stop giving this idiot a voice in the media, please.

I'm just glad his commercials have disappeared from the crappy over the air TV stations I watch.

And as an added bonus, you get about three days worth of salt in that one hot dog.

Screwdrivers are not actually pry bars.