Omg thank you! I love Ratatat. Dodongo fits so nicely.

The executives own technology.

No, that would be an anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

That tent peg was the last thing that went through his mind.

A toilet that never needs to be plunged or snaked.

He wouldn't buy them from himself at full MSRP, only cost.

Enjoy the burn.

Don't be an anti-dentite

She should stand in front of a dark background.

Translation

as you can see, 21.6 degrees are displayed and not zero. I.e. if you want to heat milk to 90 degrees, the thermometer must read 111.6 degrees. does not meet my expectations of a thermometer

Why did I buy this? It's just as confusing as 25 years ago