[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

GAU-10s if they want

I am heavy weapons guy

No, I am heavy weapons guy

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Joke's on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Ahem... THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for "me gynecologist".

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

If you want to read more about experiences, Erowid had a great library of information, including write ups of people who have used different drugs before.

This is the link for crack/cocaine.

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cocaine.shtml

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

flexibility and reach was an issue.

REACHER

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

Did someone say frijoles?

Trumps and Beans

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?

Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.

Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn't clarify himself.

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

If there is a Katmala Harris, we the people demand pics.

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅

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