Ive had a crush on you for a while
Good start
Are you down ...
hmm
to get barebacked
aaaand derailed
Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
What about
Who knows? Maybe she's down...
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
"Are you down...:
What a shame — I kinda love it
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor's appointment lol "are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?"
...unless?
Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.
>Wanna Get barebacked?
"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "
MFW
@_@
And a supposed adult at 21...
What went wrong is anon never grew up - he's still 13
being an incel will do that
Being a woman hating imbicile will do that.
Incel pretty much already means that.
Cringe moment is that when I was like 16 or 17, I too, identified with being an incel - I mean, I WAS INvoluntarily CELibate. So I browsed their subreddit for a while.
I quickly realized that those were guys who were not just involuntarily celibate. They all hated women.
Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no... He had to be horny brained.
Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.
Probably real and heterosexual
Pray for my people, we have lost our way
He had a chance until the 4channer in him took over in the middle.
I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!
Makes you wonder what the original plan was.
Fake. How did he get her number in the first place?
The class clown kid from my high school (looked like a clown too) ended up with a smoking hot wife, seemingly way out of his league.
Around high school I can remember him asking and being rejected by just about every girl.
Only reason I can think of is he got so used to rejection that he was completely unphased to keep going and the numbers game eventually worked out for him.
Good on him and a lesson for the rest of us, lol.
This is why honesty is important.
Had anon faked his way through things and lied about his intentions, it would have been worse for both of them.
Yah, I know, it's fake, but there's an underlying truth that honesty is better for this kind of thing.
Yes, you will absolutely get shot down 99% of the time (and add .9 to that a lot to get closer to reality), but that's the entire point. You tell someone you want to fuck them, and they can choose based on their own needs and wants. When those align, awesome! Woot for fucking!
Now, should you be an absolute cretin about it? No. There's a difference between being honest and ignoring established social norms regarding language. Currently, asking if someone wants to get barebacked is considered rude, even if they're DTF. You ask with respect and manners. "Hi, random acquaintance, this is anon, I think you're attractive, and have for a long time. I would very much like to get together for sex, is that something you might be interested in too?"
Now, again, most of the time you'll be lucky to not get told to fuck yourself. But that's still better than faking other forms of interest to try and get sex.
And yes, I have actually asked someone that I already knew if they would be interested in at least a one time sexual encounter. And it worked one time. I've asked other people and it didn't work. Since I'm a fucking balding sasquatch in looks, and I was poor as fuck at the time, it wasn't some kind of artificial thing that incels like to blame for their failures.
Be real. Be up front. Be polite. But also be willing to accept the large amount of noes you'll get with aplomb.
"I want to bareback you so bad..."
"What do you mean anon?"
"I mean I wanna ride you around the Grand Canyon without a saddle."
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Be warned:
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