[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

River otters mostly. They have a vested interest in maximizing the amount of time humans spend indoors playing games. Funding-wise, they don't have a many clams but they're generous with the smooth rocks from their armpit pouches. They really aren't shellfish.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Game progression analyst, they 100% new video games and record how long it took them to complete each task.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago

I'm supportive of your general vibe. But respectfully, being inclusive of your own needs does not require being exclusive of the needs of others. We all share the same world, so maybe we can be understanding of everyone's desire for comfort without judging them based on how they were born.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

Playing devil's advocate, I completely disagree. If two people are making competing arguments, only the one being needlessly contrarian deserves an upvote. Using Up/Down votes as a means to side with someone is a good way to build a Boeing 747-200 engine.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 month ago

That's why the idea of wokeism is so repugnant to right-wing conspiracy theorists. The idea that they are the ones asleep but also there are many others who woke up before them is so counter to their own self-image that they will alter their perception of the world before they will allow such a thing to be true.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 58 points 3 months ago

I'm color blind so I can't read it, but I can see enough of the big orange dots to connect them together like constellations and fuck you too.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 51 points 3 months ago

It's got your number.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 38 points 3 months ago

I worked in a preschool, and it seems to be a rule that when a toddler gets a bandaid for their owie, they're going to keep wearing it as long as they possibly can. It makes them feel special. And when the other toddlers see that someone got a bandaid, they inevitably all want bandaids too. Of course, adults are more mature and would never behave in this way.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 58 points 1 year ago

I've never been put under, but I just assumed OP meant that they would say something right before they started counting, not after.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

Entomologist

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 71 points 1 year ago

"Having legs" was always the most basic tool of bicyclist propaganda. If you have no legs, you can't be fed bicyclist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-biker I knew in my childhood was a corn snake I found in my backyard. Bicycle propaganda did not reach him.

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