[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago

I too choose this guy's dead wife.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

Not that it's that common I'm sure, but my university girlfriend's best friend could think herself to orgasm. She inspired me to try it, and I've come (haha!) pretty close over the years, but never quite there. Might be because I'm a guy. It's certainly not going to happen in my current middle-age.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 51 points 5 months ago

Anyone remember the early Windows 10 update that booted back up with a black screen that said "Don't Panic"?

That was the most panic inducing moment I've ever had with any PC.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 46 points 5 months ago

My high school chemistry teacher told me that when he was in university, they'd send the frosh chem majors down to the depot to get a "bucket of mercury". The depot guys would be in on it and fill up a bucket and laugh at them while they struggle to move it. Even a small bucket would weigh something like 200 lbs.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 51 points 5 months ago

We've got some pretty big centipedes around here, and they're one of very few animals I slaughter ruthlessly without remorse. I have a hammer for the express purpose of braining them. Fuckers don't need an excuse to bite you, they just do. And, they love bedsheets, clothes, etc. Ironically, we also have house centipedes, and they get a pass. They're hideous, sure, but anything that eats cockroach eggs (another one I kill without remorse) is A-OK in my book.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago

And didn't they find a bunch of Chinese factories pumping them out again not long ago?

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 45 points 8 months ago

Do you like synthesizers? My synthesizer community is mostly me talking to myself about them. !synthesizers@lemm.ee

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago

Meh. 60 is enough for me. I didn't notice 144 being that much better than 60.
30 can fuck right off though.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago

I never realized they were the same person before. I went to Wikipedia and found:

Schultz has also written for Breitbart where he likened liberalism to mental illness, and has similarly suggested that President Barack Obama's administration may intend to force sex reassignment surgery onto him and others.

Sigh.. Turns out he's a raging conservative.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 45 points 10 months ago

Is a declining birth rate a bad thing? 50 million people live in a country (South Korea) the size of Indiana. Maybe, just maybe the economy should just take a hit for a change so there can be fewer people here. I know rich people don't want that, but I bet the country would be a better place for it.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 44 points 11 months ago

I was up for a Steam competitor. I signed up for the Epic store a few years back. Tried to get the first free game. It wasn't available in my region despite being plastered all over the store in my region. The exact same thing happened the next month. Both of those games were available on Steam in my region at some pretty low prices by then.

Then, Epic started paying for exclusivity, making games not available in my region at all. I had at least deleted their stupid app by then anyway. Fuck Epic entirely.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

They did on one flight I was on. You could choose from a number of different cameras around the plane and watch the view. Short of take-off and landing, it was pretty dull.

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