"Talking out your ass"

I'm sure Ed Sheeran would be more upset to know this...

He's sellin' propain.

Peace upon worlds

It's the same picture.

Original Smart car?

Hmm, didn't know that was a thing.

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

If the t-shirt thing worked, just wash your pillowcase more often.

Rope, duck tape, and a tarp.

Thanks to everyone who answered, I learned to never trust Google even when making a direct search, and people are helpful and willing to explain.

My chemical dependence