Yeah, I'm at that point now. Normally I don't engage this heavily with obvious trolls, guess this is my quarterly reminder why I don't.

Right? This dude can't comprehend that he's the problem here, not a writing challenge/competition. Reminds me of a saying "If it smells like shit everywhere you go, check your shoe"

Sure lil buddy, whatever you say. Have fun being an overly verbose, abrasive dickwad and thinking that it somehow makes you an intellectual, that'll show people not to "catch attitude with you."

That is the most pretentious way of saying "nuh-uh" I've read today. Feel free to continue your string of pseudo-intellectual, self-aggrandizing bullshit, but don't expect me to clap for you.

You can sit around and be a pretentious dick all you want, or you can take this as an opportunity to welcome people to something that you enjoy. Clearly you've already decided to do the former.

Stupid people searching for clickbait

All of the functionality mentioned in the comment I replied to is trivial to automate in a spreadsheet with a few manual entries every month.

Why not just make a spreadsheet?