lmao imagine having an affinity towards felines because a parasite told you to

Lagoon: sweating profusely

I remember hearing that Harmonix was also acquired by Epic Games and there was a lot of speculation of a collaboration to reboot Rock Band using the Bandcamp library.
One of the lead developers at Harmonix was asked about this on Reddit and they only replied with an emphatic "No."
Seeing this now brings the bigger picture into focus.

"You guys, if you just kept listening at the very end you can hear me say 'slash ess', clear as day."

New theory: JFK wasn't shot, he recalled this moment and cringed so hard his head exploded.

Hell, with all of the features that are being removed these days, there's no justification for the price.

Now that LG is out of the market, I had to get a Nokia smartphone just to get an external microSD card slot and aux port.

$1000+ phone with capped internal memory for the purpose of pushing subscription cloud storage? Or a $300 phone with expandable physical storage?

Reached on her cell phone Monday morning, Earl Moore confirmed she had attended. “I have no comment, I have no comment,” she told RANGE. “I am a prayer warrior. I went there to pray. End of conversation.”

My sister in Christ, you made a comment anyway. They really aren't trying to hide it anymore.

They apparently don't even care that he doesn't even live in Alabama. It's also very telling when a man insists on being referred to as "coach" instead of "senator".

Socialized Health Care

Whoever ends up doing so should set up the interface so that Lemmy posts are blue and kbin posts green, that way Lemmy users can downvote us and call us poor.

[cries in Wheel of Time]

"Our prime purpose in this world is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."

• The Dalai Lama