Imagine living with the sound of gritty grinding reverberating through your skull from shattered vertebrae for three days

And all that for a 20 day sentence

Leave my wife’s icard out of your goddamn mouth

Me when it’s Friday night and I’ve thrown up the whole bottle with 0.6 glasses left

By the time steam chokes and shittifies we are all doomed

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Ground news

This joke was old on Reddit and it doesn’t work when there are billions of you

Magnet tape. Made hella magnets out of stickers

Oof that is crusty

Born in 99. Can confirm I just take the year and say I was that age for most of it

Bottom right

I’m worried about the search function. Every post ever made?