OK, I edited my comment. I hope you don't find any more scientific proof against that too!

I don't dual boot, I just have some other Windows machines that I use rarely for Windows-only software that require an external connection, like Odin for Samsung devices.

ext4 on everything except external drives where I put NTFS.

Doesn't Signal also require a phone number?

Maybe, but I my router is not hackable and I don't plan on buying one that is.

While trying to set up the WLAN, I couldn't connect to the AP, it said no internet access, and I couldn't connect to the Pi, or ping any device from it.

Wait what I saw that comment like a week ago

Booting directly from UKI signed by my Secure Boot keys.

Exactly the same thing had happened to me. I have used Debian for about a month now and I don't think I will change it.

I had checked and saw that FIFA 17 ran on Linux, so I told him that, and was not prepared for the troubleshooting nightmare that followed.

Of course! :)

It has an NVMe drive and after my friend upgraded it, 16 GB of RAM. Yes, it has an integrated Intel GPU, but I think it is pretty decent.