I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Steve could go by Teve

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

"I am not here for your shit right now, but we're working on it"

Sips coffee. hit's joint

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

"r/Horny is now a “Christian Minecraft server.”

That shit is genius. Not a fan of all this mess. But it has led to new and cool places while creating some funny as hell content with the fallout.