Lol 2016 strategy vibes

I found people went one of two ways. I know plenty of people who drank more, but also plenty of people (myself included) who basically went cold turkey for two years. I don't enjoy drinking by myself so I didn't

Less cops

Fewer racism

Very better society

Wow!

Not gonna lie, had me in the first half

So you're saying it's a choice whether you can see it

The "real deal" with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you're a student in France.

I was walking home carrying my toddler and he was a little cold. He kept whining, going "Aeehhhhh" on and off. After like ten times, I made the noise back at him.

Without missing a beat he screams "NO DADA JUST ME....... Aeehhhhh"

They didn't say dollarydoos

I've always said kids want to stay up but have to go to bed; Adults want to go to bed but have to stay up.

Which really is saying the same thing you are

Not necessarily. Tons of people may think that they should be parents, but others shouldn't.