Excretions with blood?

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this

This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

Less cops

Fewer racism

Very better society

Wow!

The "real deal" with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we'd always let them go after). Now it's a rarity to even see one

For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you're a student in France.

Welp that's enough Internet for me today

I feel like I've seen this exact scenario plenty of times except the red and blue flashing lights never come on - the cop just lets it go