overview for Warp10Lizard

We’re Entering an AI Price-Fixing Dystopia by Warp10Lizard in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 31 points 7 months ago

Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

Hotel to Search Rooms During DEF CON Hacking Conference by Warp10Lizard in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 29 points 8 months ago

He's in a hoodie, take him out!

5 people escape hot, acidic pond after SUV drove into inactive geyser in Yellowstone National Park by Warp10Lizard in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 15 points 8 months ago

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

Texas Guv Jets Off to Asia as Hurricane Beryl Lashes His State by Warp10Lizard in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

Lawsuit Claims Microsoft Tracked Sex Toy Shoppers With 'Recording in Real Time' Software by Warp10Lizard in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

US family sues Nasa for $80,000 in damages after space debris hits home by Warp10Lizard in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 98 points 9 months ago

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we're cool.

Five Men Convicted of Operating Massive, Illegal Streaming Service That Allegedly Had More Content Than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Prime Video Combined by Warp10Lizard in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

Jeff Landry signs bill allowing surgical castration of some sex offenders by Warp10Lizard in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

Lauren Boebert closed her gun themed restaurant but the new district has a ‘Shooters’ by Warp10Lizard in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven't looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges by Warp10Lizard in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

It'll show up soon, along with a sticker for your closest national park. by Warp10Lizard in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

EA charges for the last four letters, they're DLC.

Landlords are NOT PEOPLE!!! by Warp10Lizard in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[-] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

-sent from my ipohne