Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.

That's quite the reach. It certainly could have been the McDonald's propaganda of whose details I was fully aware, but it was more likely the "My Mac and cheese took too long to cook" suit, the "Texas Pete isn't even made in Texas" suit, the infamous "$54 million because my dry cleaner lost my pants" suit, or any of a litigious litany of loonies trying to sue for exorbitant sums of money over minor inconveniences.

Space junk comes through your roof and you want the damages repaired? Cool. McDonald's not included.

I'm embarrassed that it took me two days to get this.

We paid for cable and streaming services too. They'll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.