i like these comments. just have to read the first sentence to know when the blud has knocked himself out of the conversation.

*better

a contractor told me he bought a cat and then instantly sent it back because turns out he was heavily allergic aswell. No clue how that would happen.

i had a pet fly which would actually let me touch it.

but cats inherently lack the deep level of communication and bonding that is possible with dogs

inherently

nah

"i literallly meow just for you"

             - cat

i dont have a cat. i just annoy the neighbours cats on my jogging routine.

well have you tried what a dog will do if you dont feed it

Where can I go for the latest hot dog content

oh boy you in for a rickroll level misdirection

you got us on a triple whammy with "stroking"

Get yo own

*fires

https://9gag.com/gag/aE8LzN9 Has been posted here. Idk seems kinda odd.