The radical left-wing media, folks

30 years of making us listen to your dumb ass “France surrenders” jokes and you guys are just cowering now, aren’t you?

Jesus Christ, America. DO SOMETHING.

Nobody is coming to save you. This is your fucking fight and you aren’t showing up.

Nevermind, I'm full of shit- Mike Johnson isn't Mormon, he's a southern Baptist- so, yeah, this tracks.

~~I always believed that Mormons had some principles- ones I didn’t agree with, sure- but at least they had their own set of standards. People like Harry Reid, or Mitt Romney, even. I never expected them to take the same path as the evangelicals, who, as far as I could ever tell, never stood for anything longer than five minutes. Say what you want about the old-school LDS- but they used to live by their code, even if that code made your skin crawl. At least you knew where they stood.~~

Surely that doesn’t describe any other political figures

She's great- but she's not the revolutionary leader you need to do what's necessary. She's the person you need AFTERWARD to pick up the pieces.

spiderman meme

“Commander”

And also so many cowards unwilling to do the OTHER job.

Oh they’re exceptional, all right

It doesn’t need to be racism but it sure as hell is. See also: a shit-ton of ancient alien nonsense about Maya or Inca monuments, meanwhile nobody’s out there claiming that Klingons helped build the Parthenon.

Much too quick and much too painless.

I thought we were talking about Japanese entertainment