So what they're saying here is that it's cheaper for them to drag rtr laws to court everywhere for years than it is for them to make devices repairable. Or, in other terms, planned obsolescence makes them so much money that they can spend billions in lawyer fees and still make a profit.

As a dude currently taking a shit, I concur. Also, stop posting garbage memes

In Crete I've heard something similar.

-Ti? (What?) -Psoli st' afti! (Dick in the ear!)

Sounds like a EU centralized version of venmo

Technically a sea view, the Mediterranean isn't an ocean 😛