In case it wasn't already obvious that they are not encrypting like they said they were...

W

anti-facebook/twitter/google

Not extremists, just people who want their data to belong to them.

Switch: use nxbrew. They've got basically everything.

The latter. New features don't matter till I get a new device with them

This seems familiar. Perhaps the British did this before?

...do we tell him?

Beats me. r/longevity was the largest group I found, but I don't frequent there any more for rather obvious reasons.

Ye

Yeah, maybe I shoulda clarified :/

You say "getting your life together" like that's a thing that happens

4chan was mentioned. Unless the story sounds even somewhat rational (in which case it's false), it's true.