You know how a bunch of villains are Dr. So-and-So? I bet it's dealing with morons talking about your area of expertise that leads to one's villain era.

Cowards

I may be out of spells, but I'm not out of shells.

Well, no... I'm more trying to use those methods to destroy extant governments... is that not okay?

Yeah, I dumped facebook right after the election but unfortunately most of my friends and family are only on WhatsApp.

If depression takes away all your hobby energy, then there's no hobby to set off warning bells.

What about ancient Egypt without qualifying Old Kingdom, Middle Kingdom or New Kingdom? (I just think they're all neat.)

until you irreparably damage your liver and/or kidneys

Hold on, I'm a pervert but I'm not that perverted.

You know what? I'll take that risk, because I can still wish for femboys.

I mean... tentacles are also an option.